The humans are retarded...

I am so disturbed by our humans. They moved back into their room when the human visitors finally left and they have not really left the room since. The human they call mommy has been really moody and mean to everyone even the human they call daddy. I was up on the bed with her the other night and I smelled something very weird, not nasty just weird. I know this smell and it was strange because I don't smell it often. The smell tells other mammals to stay away because "I am with pups". I think the mommy human is pregnant. So I asked Auni to check it out since she is a female ferret and see if I am right. When Auni got off the bed she yelled "Yep, the mommy human is going to have pups!" Oh shit I thought. I was just getting use to the little humans they call Jared and Kory, those two are fucking weird in their own way. I think they are the mommies last human pups she had but I think she should have eaten the boy after it was born because he has some real issues and the girl she needs a human boyfriend or something because she is already old in ferret years. I hope to fuck the human mommy doesn't have a litter of 4 or 5 more human pups because they can be mean and I hate my fucking tail pulled. She has been so mean to the other humans and sometimes to us animals too. She is a bitch but you know what I guess you would be too if you knew you were having a litter of human pups again. It must be painful because those human pups are fucking huge!
Well anyways I did another Morris the mean hunt and I finally got over the fortress wall without being detected. I got as far as the furniture forest down the long wide path and that is where I felt like I was being watched. I couldn't see a fucking thing around the large wooden cavern cover and I tried to peek inside but there was this low, deep growling noise that I could hear was about 5 or 6 feet away from me but I was so scared I ran the other way. I finally saw the humans all gathered around the big light thing that has moving things on it. They called it a TV but I call it confusing and it gives me a headache. Then I was spotted. Damn that fucking human daddy. He talks to me like I am an idiot,"What do you think you are doing out of your room?" I just want to tell him to leave me the fuck alone because I am on a mission to find the Evil Morris the Mean and you are blocking my mission bitch! But when I try it only comes out as, "sniff, sniff, grrr, sniff, sniff." I can't speak human but if I did that human would have been bitch smacked by now!