The cat has amazed me.

So I was running around the house late last night and found out that Coke has a private toilet in the bathroom. I have to share with others and that spoiled bitch gets her own box...grrr! I swear that cat has got some special powers over the humans. Anyways, she was doing her prowling and stuff and was watching me very closely. I think she is schizophrenic with paranoid delusions because all of a sudden she jumped like three feet off the ground and ran out the door. I was laughing so hard I used her box before I lost it on the bathroom floor. So I was watching for her return and the humans were loving me and my other roomers when all of a sudden Coke flew up and bounced off the door and landed on the bed. The humans thought someone threw her through the door when in fact she was being tortured and chased by Morris the Mean. We have never seen Morris the Mean but we have heard stories. He is said to be the evilest cat to roam this humans house and we are not allowed to venture any further than our private walled fortress. Even Coke tries to stay in our fortress with us during the day because she is so afraid of him. We have had several meetings and have decided that we will eventually have to try and see this Morris the Mean. I even climbed up on the mountain where the humans keep the sun and looked beyond the gate and have never even caught a glimpse but I will continue to keep searching for him because I need to see what everyone is so afraid of.