there's a ferret born everyday...i think

So there is a ferret born every day and I happened to be born on such a day. I really do not know when I was born because every day is new and I wake up as if it was the first day of my life. So my roommates Auni and Puppy are rather a grumpy pair. Puppy is only a little older than I but he acts like the world is going to end..what a fucking religious fanatic, and Auni is way way older and she can barely see her food in front of her and is always so depressed. I can't stand trying to play with either of them so I opt to deal with someone even meaner and uglier than I...our friend Cocaine. See Cocaine, or as our humans call her "Coke", is this albino bitch who moved in a while back, ummmm I think...cant remember when but she is a mean woman I tell you, but she is fun to fuck with.
I love it when she is laying so quietly on the bed and then for no reason I just have to crawl up the bed under the blankets and start teasing the shit out of her. OMG!!!! To see her run around and get pissed off because she can't catch me is like watching a famous actor pissing off his obsessed fan...lmfao! She is so stupid too. I don't think she even knows what fun and play is because she always has her butt-fur in a bunch. I warned her that if she did not start lightening up that she was going to go nutters and guessing from the way she acts before bedtime (climbing walls and meowing at nothing in a corner) I think she has lost it.
So I was runnin' around the room last night, I think it was night, never know anymore...and all of a sudden I was picked up off the floor and my human started to cuss the shit out of me...it was like "blah, blah, blah you fucking blah, blah, blah what are you fucking thinking you fucking rat!" What? Rat? Who in the fuck are you you fucking human? Do you not know that I am a ferret and not a fucking rat? Well from what I got from observing the humans actions that some thing from the wall was...ummm...lets say accidentally removed...and ummm the big shiny on that big mountain up there was...ummm lets say no longer working! He he he...that human kept screaming about how all of it's work was gone and they had to start all over because they forgot to save or something, IDK...it was not my fault because they were saying it was the rat...btw I have never seen a rat here but who knows.
Lessons to the humans...never trust a rat and never underestimate the powers of a ferret...lol!